Sunday, September 10, 2006

Just a blog to say I'm absolutely exhausted. This batty new blog won't let me write titles, but @ least that means Greg can complain some more.

Yesterday I did a 15 hour shift (Ryman and Daylight respectively) and the busted a move to Ariege's. Drama. First of all some kid got punched in the fayce (I believe it was the fayce, coulda been torso(e)). So, Jack was like, "I wanna run! Who wants a race?", I thought to myself; 'I'm definitely up for a spot of running', so I cheated and got a head start. Being chased is real scary but at the same time I love it - the chase!

So, as I ran back, Jack tottled past me and I gave up, as I walked back, head hung in shame from my defeat, a passer by hollered; "Excuse me! Please don't frolick around here! Someone has been stabbed, there's police and everything!". This, in turn, made me peg it back to the party. It was either getting stabbed or listening to Wheatus; tough choice but I chose the latter.

Had a nice wagon home wiv da PETTS WOOD EAST MASSSIV... attempted to find a place which sold food, but Gary 'Morning' Wood, was WRONG! and the kebab house wasn't open in Orp, but it was a good trigger for an interesting story about the aforementioned fast-food outlet.

Anyway, I'm offski beat, got bare more stories but they can wait, SOIF x

2 Comments:

Blogger GD said...

Cunting cunt some titles you cunting cunt.

Your use of "respectively" is suspect.

It's hard to imagine Gary Wood being right about anything really.

xxxx

5:29 PM  
Blogger Jack said...

Gary WOULD, if you please.

Wheatus rule.

"Jack tottled past me" - brilliant.

Safe TING, we gotta run/race/chase more often. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2:06 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home