I've decided to FUCK! the old blog (not literally; that would be hideous). Things (or tings rather) have changed and I'm more of a Fayeski BEAT these days (I'm not sure what opposed to 'cause there's definitely still some fayeting and fayefaye left in here, just BEAT is kinda winning right now). I do actually realise that I could have just deleted some posts off of the old one, but fuck that shit.
So, I worked tonight, full of billy no mates! Some man complained 'cause "We've been waiting for ages!" - first mistake; he lied, second of all; I had been standing behind that wankerish bar for a good 4 hours, he had been waiting for 4 mins (approx.), I think I was well within my rights to not rush over instantly to serve the cockmunch. Frankly, dear diary, I had a good mind to phlegm in his drink! Obviously I didn't though as the repercussions would have been dire, I was almost tempted to fuck the inevitable backlash though.
i'm the least you could do says:
then, seemingly for no reason
i'm the least you could do says:
he goes "ahhhhhhhhhh, fucking people" half under his breath
Genius. I love people who hate the human race. Discrimination ain't so bad.
Just to be super dramatic. I had a panic! attack last night. I was lying in bed, thinking as I do, then suddenly I couldn't really breathe very much and wept like that of a small child who's fallen off of a roundabout. It was quite scary to be honest. It was followed by a series of nightmares and I hadn't even eaten cheese! It was, quite possibly, due to the 'fayeski beat' shot - Lea Perrins and cream I had been given at the Sovereign. Followed by Vodka Redbull and some other ridiculous concoction. Katie Miller just turned up at my house so I guess I should entertain her. It's currently 00:28, good night!
So, I worked tonight, full of billy no mates! Some man complained 'cause "We've been waiting for ages!" - first mistake; he lied, second of all; I had been standing behind that wankerish bar for a good 4 hours, he had been waiting for 4 mins (approx.), I think I was well within my rights to not rush over instantly to serve the cockmunch. Frankly, dear diary, I had a good mind to phlegm in his drink! Obviously I didn't though as the repercussions would have been dire, I was almost tempted to fuck the inevitable backlash though.
i'm the least you could do says:
then, seemingly for no reason
i'm the least you could do says:
he goes "ahhhhhhhhhh, fucking people" half under his breath
Genius. I love people who hate the human race. Discrimination ain't so bad.
Just to be super dramatic. I had a panic! attack last night. I was lying in bed, thinking as I do, then suddenly I couldn't really breathe very much and wept like that of a small child who's fallen off of a roundabout. It was quite scary to be honest. It was followed by a series of nightmares and I hadn't even eaten cheese! It was, quite possibly, due to the 'fayeski beat' shot - Lea Perrins and cream I had been given at the Sovereign. Followed by Vodka Redbull and some other ridiculous concoction. Katie Miller just turned up at my house so I guess I should entertain her. It's currently 00:28, good night!
posted by faye TING at 4:11 PM
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Just thinking of the broken/useless hyperlinks this will cause is giving me nerd anxiety.
"Fucking girls". xxxx
Ahh Jesus Christou, this entry doesn't even have a title too, thus fucking up the RSS feed. You've earnt nothing but complaints for the next 2 or 3 comments now. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You might have had sleep paralysis. I get it sometimes, it's where you can't move and find it hard to breathe, but you're still conscious (or it seems as though you are). You can hallucinate aswell during it sometimes which might explain the nightmares. If it is sleep paralysis, then welcome to the club! The legend is that an old withered granny sits on your chest during the middle of the night and suffocates you! Fucking granny!
I agree with Greg.
I also disagree with you; "discrimination aint so bad" - I challenge that with the Manson lyric: "There's no time to discriminate, hate every motherfucker that's in your way". Fuck discrimination, I HATE EVERYONE.
Jack PETITE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
"I aint a racist i just hate whites, fags and dykes, blacks and transvestites."
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